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A very gay boy who sits there fapping to r6 characters all day
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a mixture of the names 'kelly' and 'cal-el' from Superman. Used in this case as a nickname for the most idiotic person in the known world. Google it to find out more. Sometimes takes the form of a dog. Hyperactive puppy.
Cal-el is cool, Kalely does not exactly meet the standard requirements for being as such, considering that she makes me cry.
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A complete faggot smaller then most his age is even smaller where it counts (his dick) he loves ugly women with nice bodies he loves girls but is hated by fellow guys this man will usually be shot or as people hope suicide will come to him mind.
Person 1:How would u describe kale?
Person 2: definition of a faggot
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Persian slang that means "Dick head" .
Used between boys (mostly) to show love between each other .
-Chetori Kale Kiri ?
* Chetori = how u doing ? *
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A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).
Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."
Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."
Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"
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a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)
“Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”
A vegetarian.
I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!