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A flying watermelon that screams "Wheee" towards its target. Causes little harm, but can awake zeeky h-bombs. From the Demented Cartoon Movie.
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A harried, careless, indifferent city mother pushing a stroller down a crowded sidewalk -- who is ready to run over people -- using her stroller as a bulldozer. Kamikaze mommies are usually on the wrong side of the sidewalk daring people to walk in front of them.
Wow, that kamikaze mommy almost flattened me!
When you break wind and it smells so bad you start to gag. Usually happens while driving or in a small room.
Can also be used to attack a group of people by standing near them and farting loud.
Dude 1: Jesus, I had a kamikaze fart driving home. I almost died.
Dude 2: Shit nigga.
Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you miss, its anal sex.
This morning I woke up to a sneaky Kamikaze!
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When a person makes a specific shot by these steps;
Pour the vodka, lime juice, and triple sec into a cocktail shaker over ice. Cover, and shake until the outside of the shaker has frosted. Strain into a chilled shot glasses to serve.
Now grind Jewish salt on the table, take either a straw or a piece of american money that's rolled up, now use your sniffer helper item, to now FUCKING SNORT THE ENTIRE LINE OF SALT AND TAKE A SHOT OF THE DRINK AND GET INTO AGONY AS YOU REMEMBER BEING ALMOST FUCKING DIVE BOMBED BY A JAPANESE AIRCRAFT!
Scenario (Chattin on the interwebs):
Guy 1: Do you know what it feels like, or even looks like to take a kamikaze shot?
Guy 2: Yeah, why the fuck not?
Guy 1: Here's the title of the video: Kamikaze Shots | ็ฅ้ขจใทใงใใ
(Few moments later)
Guy 2: Wat duh fucc?
Very cold weather, so named from the nasty nip in the air.
Fellow 1: Brrrr. It's bitterly cold out there, old bean.
Fellow 2: I couldn't agree more. It's definitely kamikaze weather. Wouldn't want to go out in it, that's for sure.
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the best enemy that has ever been created for a game. it is so annoying that its funny, making it the best. the game serious sam has it. the beheaed kamikaze runs at you in a strait line yelling a death cry attempting to blow up in your face. it is bearchested, with brown geans,headles, with 2 black ball like bombs in its hands. youll hear this enemy in your sleep
death cry = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
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