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The most boring redneck place ever.
Don't go to Kansas.
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a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
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When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
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If you like very noisy compared to a large city, But everywhere. Cheap built homes and apartments and lack of law enforcement then this is the place for you. Otherwise enjoy everything else Kansas has to offer.
Bob: Hey lest move to kansas.
Debbie: sure its cheap and affordable
Bob: ya and can pimp my truck and blast my subs without any harrassment.
Debbie: sure Bob we can wake the neighbors 24/7 and the walls are thin and cheap.
Bob: nothing wrong wit that!!
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The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.
We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
Four honey buns and a handjob.
"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."
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When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.
Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!