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A noob that doesn’t know what words mean before he uses them. He doesn’t respect his cousin and can’t take a joke. He thinks he can call people names without getting called one back at him. He thinks that he can call people names and he gets mad when someone gets revenge by calling him one back!
keegan: you’re a dingy
Olivia: your a bot!
Keegan: i can’t believe you called me that!
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A sexy penguin dude who dives alot
Our diver is a straight-up Keegan
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If your name is Keegan just shut the fuck the up already.
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Keegan:
Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
person 1: dude why is that girl crying so much?
bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
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See also Drama Llama
This person starts shit and loves attention. Smells like fish and thinks the world owes them something. Very big ego, and limited to no friends
Keegan is a fuckwit
Oh look more drama, must be Keegan involved
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Person one: why did that guy just pick a fight then run away?
Person two: oh, he must be a Keegan
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Someone who follows in close definition with a sociopath. Keegan will charm his way into your life, and keep you around as long as he can get what he wants from you. Keegan is usually a compulsive liar, and possessive of anyone who has slept with him. Unfortunately, "anyone" is many. The girl who slept in his bed one night is not the girl he asks to sleep in it the next. Keegan continues to harass people who have tried to leave his life, and plays with their emotions by making up traumatic stories about his past.
"Hey, have you met Keegan?"
"Yeah, he won't stop emailing me even though I've blocked his number, instagram, snapchat, and facebook."
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