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how the people of kettle run talk
Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.
We use kettle speak.
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Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.
It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.
Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret
This is a Kettle Ferret!
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To complete the task at hand without fuss.
"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.
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Verb;
The act of searching for the most expensive kettle online.
GEOFF: "You suck at searching."
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"
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To wheeze uncontrollably when you laugh or to possess a laugh that is a wheeze or sounds like a steam kettle
What the hell was that? Are you kettling over there?
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The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle
"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"
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Derived(dy/dx) from:
-An old fashioned kettle which was heated by fire
-Fires are up out by firemen
-Firemen give you a thumbs up if you give them a thumbs up
-On a computer if you type a thumbs up you get (Y)
-Which looks a bit like a cunt.
So the term fucking kettle is basically calling someone a fucking cunt.
person 1 - Hey did you see that indie kid?
Person 2 - What a fucking kettle
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