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When you are having intercourse at a gas station and you shove the gas pump up your partners ass and pump a full gallon into their bowels.
I was getting kinky the other day at the gas station and really gave my friend Christian the ol' Keystone Pipeline.
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All girls camp where you are admonished for having fun and restricted from talking about, thinking about, or doing anything involving members of the opposite sex.
Where you are starved and only allowed to eat extremely fattening foods or none at all. At Keystone, you are brainwashed into thinking that girls are the only people that matter.
Keystone Camp Girl: Hurry or we'll miss cracker time!
Kitchen Lady: Nope y'all are one minute late. No crackers for you!
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A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.
Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
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The combination of chasing rum (preferably Bartons Gold Rum) with Keystone Ice. The result is a creamy concoction that resembles ice cream.
Mike - "Hey Kyle, are you tryin' to party?"
Kyle - "Hell yeah, let's get some Keystone Ice Cream."
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A Roblox middle school that’s active and fun and somehow has been around for almost 10 years
Very white school. Full of rednecks, and country kids that bully everyone. Awful food and staff. Extremely stupid political teachers. Half of the girls are lesbians. Avoid this awful school.
Keystone school district sucks
When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN
He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead