When a male is doing his business with a lady friend, he blindfolds her and sticks two frozen shits up her nostrils
Bro, i totally dirty kieran'd that chick last night
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Kieran (short form Kiki) the most sweetest boy u will ever see. His eyes remind u of the ocean and he has the calmest voice in the world. Kieran is the most perfect man u will ever see and the way his mind works will amaze u everyday. Iโm the luckiest girl since I have my own Kieran (Kiki)
D: Who is that?
L: Thats my Kieran (Kiki)
D: lucky u
L: Yes Kieran my man
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A person who goes by the name of kieran who keeps a secret stash of barn porn in his room. He farms his goat every day and twice on sundays. This means that his penis is very sore and over done. this results in a very high amount of smegmaand general cheese.
Kieran farmed his goat so hard it bled.
kierans stash was discovered and he claimed it wanst his, ripped it up and threw it away, he later stuck it back together with farm juice. (cum)
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a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
kizza
that kieran brown is a complete waist of time
Pulling a Kieran is when you are ill and you haven't eaten, but your squad beckons to go on the night out and due to your weakened state, you have a few drinks and you end the night spilling your guts into a gutter.
"Oh man, did you see him last night?"
"No what happened?"
"He ended up 'pulling a Kieran'!"
Kieran howe literally means bLoNdE and has forehead big. Also knOwn as Kevin
Nobody:
Aeroplanes: Let's Land On Kieran Howes FOREHEAD
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