jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

kipper flaps

Big, Stinky, Oily, Sweaty, Fishy Pussy Flaps. Usually found on hobos and other unhygenic women with nips the size of tokyo!

"Get ya Kipper Flaps out for da lads!"

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Kipper Kite

RAF Slang
Coastal Command Aircraft which convoyed
fishing fleets in the North and Irish Seas.

"He's out on a kipper kite run today"

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Kipper Dinghy

Another name for a vagina because sometimes the labia are so fucked up it looks like a dinghy and often smells like a rotten kipper.

God damn i only wanted to eat some snatch i ended up going face first into a Kipper Dinghy.

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Kipper Jonez

A name usually used for a hot guy and a person who has a long dick. And is 100% straight. and whoever it is has no issues what so ever. and they have the biggest urge for sex and can get to any girls pants.

Man Kipper Jonez is so kewl

Kipper Jonez got into my pants last night teehee

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Giddy Kipper

Someone who is overly excitable or stupid.

John: Did you nail that girl last night?
Rob: No i came in my pants
John: Ya giddy kipper!

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Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

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