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One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.
loves a spoon.
Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?
oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
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The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
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Where you Dina handstand and try to click back onto your feet, but end up landing on your butt.
Sage did her gymnastics routing with cartwheels, flips and rounded it off with a Kirsty flop
noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit
noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
sloth loving biatch and master of yoga
“did u see kirsty freeman? her feet can stretch all the way above her head!!!”
“yea she such a sexy bitch oml”
Someone that Steven needs to let skeeo or else the kirstyness cannot be replenished. Something something
Omg I should totally let Kirsty sleep, that would be so Steven of me!
A Kirsty is someone who pretends to be a blonde, they are usually a lesbian, she is a funny person but sometimes of a hypocrite. A Kirsty is an ugly rat on the inside but a real lion on the outside.
Kirsty is such confident young women!