High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

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The Human Kite

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.

Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon

Mexican Kite

A bee on a string.

Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.

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Check Kiting

Referencing a personal bank account, the account holder will write a check knowing there is no money in the account in the hopes that by the time the check reaches the bank there will be money in the account. This system can also apply to cashing a check from an account and then depositing some of the cash in the same account in order to cover a previously written hot check. And repeating this process several times until the account holders gets paid.
POKER TABLE - Kiting someones checks means borrowing or taking chips from another player in order to play.

Jesus, I've been check kiting for three days. I need to hurry up and get paid.

After Tommy busted out of the game he kited like 2 dimes in checks from me to keep playing. He won it all back and then some!

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Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.

That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.

Bat Kite

Extremely dark flappy vaginal lips; Vaginal lips so big when fingered vigorously, they sound like B B B B B B B B B B B B...; vaginal lips that can operate the "Clapper" light switch

Bro, I had no idea she was sporting a "bat kite".... she was giving me a chocolate handy with her darkened meat wings while I was banging her...

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