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When you’re not quite Gucci, but you’re getting there.
Friend: We Gucci? Me: We’re Calvin Klein.
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the type of underwear every lil fuck boy wears a little higher than their pants so when they take off their shirt everyone can see the brand of underwear there wearing.
Tom; "did you see that fight between alex and john???"
Mark; "yup sure did"
Tom; "did u see when alex took off his shirt?"
Mark; "ugh that lil fuck boy?"
Tom; "why is he a fuck boy?'
Mark did you what underwear he was wearing?"
Tom; no why?
Mark; he was wearing calvin klein"
Tom; "ooooh fuck alex!, that lil fuck boy"
Mark; "fuck that lil fuck boy"
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to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em
I had to play, I had Kleins mom
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The best leader the fine Province of Alberta has ever seen. He has rid the province of rats, debt, Provincial sales tax and unfair rules and regulations within the business community and the Oil Patch. Ralph Klein is a conservative, and has brought Alberta's GDP per capita to the number one spot in the country with help from the Oil and Gas industry. Currently, Alberta now pays for the maritime provinces, nunavut, and the northwest territories to exist from revenues from just the province. Ralph's believe in equal treatment for ALL citizens even the rich who are severely taxed for contributing the most to the economic prosperity we all enjoy. He supports fair policies including fair taxation policy for all levels of income earners, not just taxing the rich, and letting the poor pay for nothing. Ralph Klein isn't afraid of being honest and will speak his mind without fear of left-wing cry-babbies making a fuss about the truth. Also, despite his trouble with alcohol, he still managed to lead the province away from economic disaster whilst under the influence.
Now that our great leader is sober, the province has never been better.
"You can't keep spending a buck-ten, when you only have a buck." - The Honourable Ralph Klein
Hey did you see Ralph pwn that commie scumbag?
Ralph Klein will crush the debt and communism with his laser-gun eyesight.
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combination of performing the "flying V" with a sexual partner of choice while keeping under garments, right before coitus ends the man begins sharting in his boxers, said shart flows down upon the partner at which time it is carressed all over each others body.
it was a good day when I was New Mexico and was able to convince a hooker that resembled Mrs. Claus to let me slip the klein squid in while I was parking the beef bus in tuna town.
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A very attractive guy w ho gives girls fanny flutters and is 100% daddy material
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