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When you or a small Girl Scout knocks on a strangers door to sell some cookies, and immedeately about 16 german sheppards attack the door, growling and barking in a rabbid fashion. Then a deranged man in a wife-beater, comes out with a shot-gun and tells you to run off. Reminding you of Fort Knox.
Girl Scout 1: "I hope this nice man buys at least one cookie, so that I can afford a new shirt, other than this one I've been wearing since I was 2."
Girl Scout 2: "I hope this isnt one of those Knox on the Door. I just want to sell one cookie."
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A town full of hicks thats basically in the middle of nowhere, and the school is slowly turning into a prison.
Dude 1: What school do you go to?
Dude 2: Berne Knox westerlo!
Dude 1: WTF is berne knox westerlo
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School where all the whites kids think they're black and the black kids want to be white. Mexicans eat spicy chips and think they are bad. White girls are basic asf and walk around in lulu lemon and gucci belts. basically hell.
Kid 1: Wow Knox Junior High is hell on earth
Kid 2: *hits juul*
Kid 1: kys
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A expensive school for rich idiots and pretentious dickheads who constantly get their way and believe that all girls are madly in love with them. The school allows the really rich accidental children to live there as rich boarders who think they are amazing and more important than the rest of the school. They also think they are "savage" and watch the Paul brothers and Dolan twins.
Expectation: "Oh, how everyone loves me because I am a savage and so cool #1000followers
Reality: Damn those bloody Knox grammar school boys like GODDAMN! Your not cool!
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It's my national day where people actually become my friends and are nice to me
stranger :"Hey Knox happy national Knox day can we be friends")Knox: " No. "
The new last name of Phoenix after she marries Sophi Knox and they have a small, cute, and amazingly gay wedding on November 11th. Their wedding will take place outdoors in a lovely covered garden venue and reception (chocolate cake!!). After being married they will have their honeymoon in Italy and enjoy all their time together. Before they start thinking about children they travel all over the world, visiting all 50 states, Hawaii, Alaska, and most of Europe. They buy a big 2 story house in Portland Oregon, that has a big enough back yard for the St Bernard named Beau that they will eventually own, they will have twins, a boy and a girl named Jude and Blythe. Aforementioned they will own a St Bernard, and will have two fish named Nemo and Marlin and live happily ever after.
I wanna be Mrs. Sophi knox so bad.
Bit gay. Appel Chapel is always a good point to bring up if a Knox kids says their school is better than any in the GPS. I would say join the GPS but you guys are too far up the trainline to be considered exclusive. Sorry about it
Normal Person: What school did you go to?
Knox kid: Ofcourse Knox Grammar School. Can you not tell?
Normal Person: Oh ofcourse thats why you are a huge faggot!
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