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when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho
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When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.
Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!
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When ur playing Mario kart and u take a shit on the controller and then smack someone In the face with ur cock
Yo I'm gonna donkey kong krush you in the nutsack!
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A phrase said to "turn on" a game; To let known a game has been started between two individuals or groups of people.
Rizo jokingly tells Terry he has made mistakes in the shop. Terry then says, "Ohhhh, you just wait till I get a hold of your drawings. It's on, it's on like donkey kong!"
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When you have a girl pinned down, folded in half while on top....you have to turn around with knuckles down on floor or bed and pile drive that pussy!
"Yo that bitches twat was so stretched I had to reverse donkey kong her ass to feel anything."
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the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again
Let's play some donkey Kong 64. You mean that game speed runners go through easily because there is nothing stopping them? Of course yes!
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