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an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. Often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. Either way, her eyes are always shining.
She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.
A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.
While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.
A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.
Buffy pomeranian cat quirky mom Kristas
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A delicious, rare, quivering cup of coffee with Italian cream inside. Its flavor is bold yet sweet, and a little sour. Contains nearly as much caffeine as espresso. It is very expensive and can be found exclusively in New Jersey.
& it tastes great with baked ziti!
Mmmmmmmmmm, I just had me the most delicious cup of krista EVER! Now where's my baked ziti at?
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Big happy teddy bear that likes salad fingers
krista likes pink fluffy unicorns and is so krista
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a slang term for mollusk, normally used in canada.
"Look at all the different kinds of kristas here!"
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One who is incapable of winning a fruit racing match. if you are naming a person a 'krista' they generally will try to trick you into believing they have won. When defeated both in the match and the battle of wits they will end with 'for crying out loud!'.
k:"im about to win guys!"
t: "nice roll no roll."
H: "yeah, you're such a krista."
k: "are you kidding me? my lemon was CLEARLY faster than your honeydew"
T: "typical krista."
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a pseudonym used to claim an anti-theoretical subject position.
rad man: I read this quote the other day about counter-existence hauntologies and the cybergenitic narrative rhetorics of identity politics. It's a groundbreaking study of meta-physical communication modalities and uber-phantasy.
psycho guy: Man I bet it's 'krista'. What was the quote?
rad man: "When considering the ontological abyss of deontological ethics and engendered neutralities of post-a theoretical paradigms (existential angst). One must ask themselves about the dilemma of form. This atypical rubric of intransigence, converts the binary opposition of the category into that of the imperative. Once established as this, we see the post-oedipal subjectivity emerging from the cultural imaginary and into the creation of an identity. This self-reflexive process re-invents, reductively, the marginalised a historical anachronism to a more present relation to tacit space. A singular instance reinforces a retrograde shift between the object and the ideological movement between self and other. Traversing the systemised nexus of the id’s encounter with the ego and through the complex process of cathexis a re-inscription occurs within the discursively constituted social identification of the ‘I’, thus creating the concept of self. This self fractures and escapes the confines of linguistic definition. So when we examine the text, the rhetorical composition is the clearest indication of this post-oedipal subjectivities emergence. An alienated anachronism wrested from time and place, this entity exists in and for itself, radical alterity of epistemological modernity. The post-modern equivalent of Descartes’ cogito (albeit liberated from the positioning of the self and other binary oppositions proposed in classical thought). This shift brings about the reformation of pre-modern thought and a genealogical revolution in our understandings of selfhood. We now see a positioning of the subject inside and outside, alongside and beside dominant structures of post-colonial, new historical and contemporary debates. These contemporary discussions are the vanguard of post-structuralist, post-existential ennui. The conflation of objective reality with experiential ontology brings about the neo-phantasies constructivism. So you see this evolution of thought, biologically determined in the psychological imaginary moves us toward a transcendentalist relation to the epistemic and a post-phenomenological understanding of subjectivity"
psycho guy: Man that was TOTALLY 'krista'!
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