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under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

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Kumquat Quesadilla

A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse

Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis February 27, 2011

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Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis February 27, 2011

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Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!

Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!

by Dont drop the soap April 29, 2011

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feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

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Cameron "kumquat"

Noun

1. An emotionally insecure "kumquat" who can't take anything for face value and instead has to turn it into some sort of personal attack to validate her own insecure emotional response to anything, anybody ever says to her.

2. A teenage female who receives all their "misinformation" from watching her daily TikTok reels or just looking shit up on Urban Dictionary instead of a using a "proper dictionary", which only educated people do.

Verb

1. To spread misinformation because that's what their respective lazy, retarded generation does. (Because it's so much easier to make something up, than to properly educate yourself about something)

That Cameron "Kumquat" really loves spreading non-factual bullshit like the rest of her friends and family!

by The Real Definition-er June 16, 2024


Fuzzy kumquat

A male cats balls

Look that cat has some fuzzy kumquats

by Queen-Stasia June 27, 2024