Random
Source Code

Lake Oswego High School

A Senior highschool located in the town of Lake Oswego. It's across the lake from Lakeridge High School. They are known as the "alcohol" school while Lakeridge is the "weed" school. It's filled with a bunch of poser white faggots that get drunk and hit on chicks 4 years younger than them by getting them drunk. They are loser, try-hard shitheads who spoil the name of Lake Oswego. They come from money, so they usually drive around fancy cars they don't deserve, and then go get hammered with other white kids like themselves. The population of black people there is 0.004%

Hey welcome to Florida, where you from?

Oh, Lake Oswego High School. I transfered because they're all poser white kids who get drunk all the time blasting fake ass hip hop in they're pimped out honda civic

That sounds fucking homo

Yea it was bro, it was

by comeonidontcarewhatthenameis January 5, 2011

49πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


lakes community high school

The fake preppy hoes goes here. Everyone is either rich af or tries to act like their rich af.

Those people from lakes community high school are fake ass hoes.

by Love yours January 9, 2018

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


lake mary high school

A high school in seminole county that has a bunch of white rich kids and a bunch of black poor kids. The football team is bad, and the cheerleaders are very egotistical and bitchy like most are. The band is full of a bunch of untalented rejects that can't do any sports or any other clubs because they are such losers. The principal is a pretty cool guy, besides being a fake politician that everyone can see through. The teachers are really good, but there are always crazy ones. The students are usually pretty respectful, unless they are poor and come from a miserable household. The biggest slut's first name is Terra, and the most stupid, fake girl is Kira. The coolest guy is Ivan. The end.

"Hey, you know that girl at lake mary high school that has sex with any black guy that walks her direction?"---- "Yeah, Terra of course. Doesn't her friend, Kira, have some kind of excess plaque problem in her mouth and a ringworm on her but?" "You bet!

by Glass of wine May 20, 2011

57πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Lake Norman High School

A place full of whore ass chode munchers that bow down to there pap daddy mooresville.

Bitch 1 - Hey let's go to Lake Norman High School!
Bitch 2 - they'll probably be sucking us off in the first minutes were there
bitch 3 - I'd throw up the moment i stepped in that shit hole

by Mo-Town Enthusiast March 7, 2012

19πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


lake nona high school

the epitome of rich white kids. a few hispanics here and there but everyone is rich. it’s probably a law that you can’t attend lake nona if your parents net worth isn’t over $5 milly. all the boys wear polos, cargos shorts and sperry’s. all of the girls wear brandy whatever thefuckville with some sort of trash designer accessory.

jack: do you know who we’re playing today?
jill: yea dude lake nona high school
jack: god damnit

by bnjcfb15 April 11, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Lake Stevens High School

located in Lake Stevens Washington, famously known because it is where Chris Pratt the actor went to HIgh School but other than that it is a shithole school that has nothing to show besides the sport teams. it has uncaring staff who only care about their paycheck except the very few who actually care, the food here is just plastic disguised as food.

"hey want to go to Lake stevens high school?" says Robert
"Yeah sure! it'll definitely be a relief from cavelero! I heard they have cool teachers and even had the famous actor of Chris Pratt." Brandon replies
Two years later;
"Man, I fucking hate this place!" both robert and Brandon proclaim. "Lets fucking do homeschool next year or something"

by Debbie Stalder June 5, 2023

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Lake Havasu High school

A pink school, divided into several halls. And divided by ethinicity as well. Take "The Statue" for example. Have you seen the dudes who chill there after school? wearing the fake Loc sunglasses, baggy jeans, slicked back hair, cheesy mostache, and calling each other "Gueys", for real yall act like you fresh outta mexico, yall whack.

Then theres the white dudes. Them dudes like to have trucks other dudes do, such as Toyota Tacoma's Ford Ranger or s-10's, lift it, and take out the tailgates. Why is this i have no idea.

The girls, usually date white dudes with spy or dragon sunglasses, dickies, low vocabulary, and trucks. They usually have blond hair, with black underneath, or just black hair. Bitch about other girls hair, or shoes or clothes. Bitch about each other, and just bitch. The junior class for example aint nothin but a bunch of trick a## bitche2, on the real. dont fucks with that. I done heard many a story bout them little girls lemme tell ya. STDs all up in them nasty b's.

The newjack,scene,emo, wanna be hardcore but aint never gon' get it type'a kids. Yall wack. For real. wearing all black , super long ass hair and wearing the pants super tight, this the desert hell wrong with yall. You think your cool huh? putting your hair in a sway and wearing a Devil Wears Prada t shirt? Go to a real hardcore show and get ya ass smacked.

lastly, The only cool kids is the mexicans or blacks, we run this mufuckA. Real talk, roll in packs. But what is the deal with yall wearing the red vans? Yall taking each other swags. Or better yet the dude who started it all. That one fly ass funky fresh G, asian sunbitch.

yup,yup pretty much sums it up.

jamal-yo whatup you just got enrolled at this school?

tyson-Word up cuz, yo why all these girls look the same? no uniqueness up in this bitch or what?

jamal-welcome to Lake Havasu High School.

by funkyfreshgtothepowerofthree August 27, 2009

31πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž