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a type of pudding, like a manchester tart but with lemmon curd instead of strawberry jam.
Also a person from lancaster who continually refers to anybody who lives further south than them as a "southern fairy" despite living officially in the north.
Lancaster tarts wear flat caps, Drive landrover discoveries (not proper landrovers, like a defender), are secretly gay and almost always have a dog on a piece of string with them.
see that guy over there driving the landrover discovery, hes a lancaster tart!
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Lancaster is too much too define (:
Lancaster, Pennsylvania is a place where theres 13, 14, 15 and 16 year olds have babies. where bums are always on the same spot asking the same people for some spare change. where people dont know how to drive. where on first friday there's always a fight. where there's mad two-faced and fake ass people. where there's mad POP JAWNTS and PLAYERS ! where everyone knows everyone and fucks everyone ! ETC . .
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The novel’s narrator and 16-year-old protagonist. An astute and remarkably conscientious girl, Hazel was diagnosed at age thirteen with a terminal form of thyroid cancer that has since spread to her lungs. She keeps most people at a distance, knowing her death will ultimately hurt them, until she falls in love with Augustus.
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Why are you staring at me?
Augustus: Because you're beautiful.
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A high school in Lancaster, California that was built in 1995. The high school used to be fantastic at sports but then the 21st century came and fucked everything up for them. Now the only sports they're decent at are wrestling, tennis, and sometimes baseball. There colors are red, white, and blue (wow that's original) and they make their uniforms for their sports teams ugly as hell. Lancaster High School sucks balls.
Person 1: Hey did Lancaster High School win the football game against Quartz Hill High School?
Person 2: Ha! Are you kidding me? They lost 56 - 0
Person 1: Wow they suck
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A manipulative cum bucket that preys on "friends" with her constant sob stories for attention and waits until they are at their most vulnerable point in life. This soul sucking junkie will then convince their victim to separate themselves from anything or anyone that brings them joy in their life, while slowly making their lives more miserable each day until they are lucky enough to be able to release themselves from her poisonous grasp.
Friend 1: Did you hear? Amanda K Lancaster has her claws in {Friend} and won't let him see his friends any more.
Friend 2: Yeah, I hear she demands 100% of {Friend}'s attention while claiming she is like one of the guys but demands updates every 5 minutes or he's in the shit!
Pronounced Lang-kiss-ter. The most retarded town on the face of the fucking planet. Their best hang-out is Wal-Mart...its also their biggest attraction. Lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don't know right from left, much less what they're talking about 99% of the time. The only thing its famous for is Andrew Jackson and an astronaut. Not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. The schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. If you have an option between living in Lancaster, SC or living in Hell, choose Hell, you'd be much happier.
I was filled with disdain when I found out I was moving to Lancaster, South Carolina. However, I decided to give it a chance.
That was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard I tried to like Lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.
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an awesome place full of awesome girls. they are all very clever, ( hence why they are there). many other school don't like them because they are very jealous of their better lives and better people.
Lancaster girls grammar what's that?
Just a top state school.
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