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also see raspy cunt
landen loves old grannies that are fat and hairy
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A faggot that is go gay it's faggetry level is in overdrive and there's no going back.
you see what that queer did to me?! What a Landen
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landen shaw is just a sexy beast you will never believe what a snack he is, he must have the worlds biggest pp
have you seen landen shaws pp, its crazy how huge it is
When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.
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A person who will not stop to dominate the competition. If you know someone named this RUN. Run as far as you can after that take a bus and then an AMTRAK train. Get the nuclear codes and nuke the town where "Landen Johnson" lives. I wish you luck to survive. God help us all.....
Landen Johnson burned down my house because I forgot to give his pen back.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
usually referred to as big dick Landen with a dick bigger than the Eiffel tower measures up to 178 feet tall the women are all over him he cant not pick up women he tries his best but as soon as they look him up and down there in love the women use his nickname his buddy's refer to him as the rizzler, rizzlord, rizzly bear, adolf rizzler
"woah your dick is massive who are you Landen odegard" or "holy moly that is one massive cock holy moly are your parents blue whales" or "I wish I had the genes of Landen odegard I have no women I have negative rizz"