School of the cripples and dwarfs
I use to go to Langley boys and I’m artist and in a wheelchair
The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying
A made-up CAM(Center Attacking Midfielder) Playing for AC Milan
Made-Up Guy 1: yo bro ghana just won the world cup
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!
girl 1: holy shit it’s a lashay langley!
girl 2: ew
The cutest girl in the world and will steal your hart. She is always there for you and has an amazing boyfriend called Harry
Matilda Langley is a very pretty girl with amazing figure
She is the most loyal person alive will never let you down
To win her hart buy her fish fingers. Capri sun and. Jelly pots (strawberry)
And looks good with Harry
Langley is a tall folk who we use as a unit of measurement
Guy 1: How tall is that tree?
Guy 2: About 17 Langleys
Guy 1: b i g