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The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.
When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.
A fat fuck, someone who is larger that you'd prefer them to be
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A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.
"He's a fat tub of lard."
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A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.
Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!
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A white person with his white lardy face. A fat douche bag.
"That lard head thinks he's a playa. What a tool. Doesn't he know he's such a fat slob?"
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The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.
Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.
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