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When your girlfriend is so pretty, you're on a journey to improve everyday to match her aesthetic
I have been struck by the Larissa-effect
An ailment in which, when a female is in a relationship, and her significant other has a close female friend, she becomes enraged and assumes that they are having a torrid affair any time the male and female friend see each other.
Though Tom and Charity were merely walking to the store to buy some chips, Tom's girlfriend threatened to end the relationship if he didn't turn around and run back home without Charity. Charity thought to herself that surely, Tom's girlfriend had a serious case of Larissa Syndrome.
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the up and coming piano playing pop artist from Austin,Tx. Current Album, "Hello", sounds like Norah Jones and Timbaland. New dance re-mix by Prepmode and Elstar, for "Don't Think I Won't". Sounds like Lady Gaga.
Friend 1: Do you think I play the piano and sing well?
Friend 2: Are you kidding me? You are like that new pop artist, Larissa Ness. You sing, play the piano, and its awesome.
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Larissa Pavlova Harris is a wonderful girl that you should keep in your life if you ever get the chance. She is beautiful and has an amazing body, she is also very kind and sweet. She is a bubbly girl that enjoys rough hard sex but also loves to be cuddled and engulfed in a mans arms. If you ever meet this girl be sure to hold on to her as she will never let you down and will make you feel very happy for a long time. You will fall in love with her and she will never disobey your trust.
From tomtom :) ily
“Did you see Larissa Pavlova Harris last night?”
“Nah she was getting railed by that Tom guy”
avery and larissa is a couple who love eachother more then words could ever describe forever and every, they argue over stupid things sometimes but always pull through. they also have a great physical connection.
person 1: omg it’s avery and larissa
person 2: omg they are such a power couple slay rawr xd
A loser that’s very, very, very dense
Hey! Look at that Larissa (Lisa) over there!
This girl is passionate, brave, caring, beautiful, and most of all, so freaking funny. She has trauma, but makes jokes about it with her friends. She is extremely clumsy, but she has so many people that care for her and love her. She is unstoppable. Her grades are amazing, and she is going to make it far someday
Person : wait, who’s valedictorian again?
Other person : dude are you stupid, it’s obviously Larissa/Rissa! I mean come on! She is funny, cool and soooooo smart. Her grades are crazy high!