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pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy December 07, 2015


Bolivian Lasso

When you make your Jewish girlfriend hose down with spray tanner and wear her fathers yarmulke while she ties dental floss around your scrotum during fellatio thus resembling a
Bolivian horse whisperer.

While I was getting out of the shower, my girlfriend decided to spice things up and give me a Bolivian Lasso. Little did I know that stirrups were not required, but welcomed!!

by EPDUnit7 December 23, 2022


Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 01, 2019


Lassos

Gender Neutral term for Lad/Lass
More commonly used in the UK

Did you hear, Charlie and George are non binary?! Those are some strong lassos!

by verybisexualnb September 22, 2021


LASSo

Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.

Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.

by QuacksO November 17, 2022


Walker Lasso

A playful hold to pin a sexual partner underwater allowing penetration into the anus; always accompanied by a reach-around.

Jack was enjoying a pretty non-eventful day until Kyle pleasantly surprised him with the Walker Lasso.

by KSKreeper July 10, 2017


lathrop lasso

Two guys/friends/neighbor who are inseparable when they drink, they randomly knit their pubes and mustache together to trap every person that roams their neighborhood.

When Chris and Rob get together there’s bound to be a Lathrop Lasso tossed out to capture others who roam their neighborhood.

by Big Jim 2 April 05, 2023