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HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT

"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

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Cyrus Lau

Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.

It’s Cyrus Lau, the rizzasaurus rex.

by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023


Linus Lau

he is a awesome, he loves history, mathematics and English. is very clever and prudent.
he has a lot of friends and might be bisexuel.

Guy:WOW he is very clever and prudent he must be a Linus Lau
Linus Lau:yes I am

by Erik Emil November 29, 2017


Lau Shing

A fat chinese 8 year old boy with a nintendo switch and vanilla cupcake who plays fifa

I am Lau Shing and I krim

by ChisKrim69 October 2, 2021


lau-cheedit

a person who lurks around schools

be careful, there is a lau-cheedit hanging around!

by drmonknugget June 7, 2022


Shadher Lau

popular bengali fold song talk about gourd reference to a penis, dick, or cock.
Shadher = Favorite, dearest, prefer one over another.

Lau= gourd, green vegetable.

Shadher lau babailo more boiragi. Lau di banailam dugdugi (jerking off a penis).

by itsalau December 15, 2020


Naomi Lau

A type of girl that shows happiness in public but vice versa in private.need someone to comfort her, matured thinking, doesn't waste time in pointless thing like relationship,looks does play part in her opinion but personality can top it
Her partner is so lucky

Girl 1:look at naomi,she seems so happy
Girl 2:are you sure,she might be hiding her happiness? She's Naomi Lau right?

by GRIZZLYBEAR03 November 22, 2021