lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

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lawn chair

He who folds under pressure.

Paul Moore is a lawn chair.

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Park Lawn

A run-down ghetto in the heart of Etobicoke. Filled to the brim with low-cost, run-down apartments, rented out by European Immigrants and Hicks. Right next to a Sewage Treatment Plant.

I'm glad I live on the other side of Park Lawn Road, so I don't have to live in that ghetto.

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Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.

asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."

Lawn Burro

Literally: Thank You

This how Red Necks say thank you in Spanish. It is a phonetic transliteration of "Grassy Ass." The Red Neck attempt at pronouncing Gracias.

Because the attempt at prouncing gracias is usually an honest effort at inclusivity Lawn Burro is way of gently referring to people who are kind hearted but don't quite get it.

Sometimes replaces De Nada.

Among a Spanish Speaker and Souther non-Spanish Speaker who are friendly:

non-Spanish Speaker, "Grassy Ass"

Spanish Speaker in reply, "Lawn Burro"

Lawn Duty

When you’re hiding your juul pods from the broskis

John was on lawn duty when the frat did a juul search

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