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The act of throwing massive baits of of ledges in order to catch slaunches.
Common Phrases used by ledge lords:
Psycho
Frothin
YTB
"Alexs Fishin is the worst ledge lorder"
"jonny brooks is a ledge lording durry muncha"
This small town has more drama than every show on MTV combined.
Grand Ledge is separated between cop lovers and haters. A mouthy kid was shot and killed by a cop back in February, and people are still crazy about it. The story has appeared on CNN multiple times. There are signs around town saying "Justice for Deven." The most common form of "support" by these individuals include trolling police department Facebook pages.
Oh yeah, Facebook. The infamous Grand Ledge Community Page is the root of many problems. People constantly complain about snowplows, elections, leaf pick up, cops, sunshine, oxygen, etc.
The Grand Ledge High School football team actually had a good year. They made it to semifinals. Maybe they could have a chance if the 1st string varsity team didn't only consist of coaches' kids.
So there it is, Grand Ledge is falling apart quicker than the actual ledges this town was named after.
Did you see those keyboard warriors on the Grand Ledge Community Page?
Another disappointing football game for Grand Ledge!
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Aussie slang for a legend or good bloke.
"Steve helped me move this weekend, he is such a lemon wedge ledge."
"Hey mate, was just at the bar so I got you a schooner"
"You absolute lemon wedge ledge!"
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A grea person funny, very ft, andjust a pure legend ;)
wow your such a fit funny ledge!
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Grand Ledge High School is basicly a shit show, teachers are constantly preaching to the kids about their bonds to tax the community so they can revert all of the changes they made back in 2009. Also, the school wants to build a new swimming pool and fill their current one in with concrete so it can be a "community walking track" even though they have 2 already.
The students are constantly vaping in the bathroom, classrooms, halls that dont have cameras, or in the parking lot. All the girls carry around pepper spray so they can "defend themselves", but they mostly threaten boys with it when they piss them off. The teachers dont give a fuck if your passing or failing, as long as you are quite and on your phone your fine. If there is ever a sub the students take it as a personal challenge to get sent to the office, argue about their phones, or blow vapor into the middle of the class so the substitute has to tell "who did that"
The girls act like feminists and the boys act masochistic. The blacks act like hoodlums and the whites act like blacks. The weirdos act like "le epic gamers" and the "cool kids" act like assholes
Rando- Hey what school do you go to
Cool kid- Grand Ledge High School
Rando- oh shit do you the kid me and nigga kicked the shit out of yesterday
Cool kid- yeah he said he beat your ass
These are the kinds of retarded things that happen at GLHS
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High school in the Lansing suburb of Grand Ledge. Tons of black people, but they're never actually in a class. They just roam the halls.
The other definition is wrong. The school is not "pimping". It sucks. The principals suck, the teachers suck, and the food sucks. The only things that don't suck are the new additions to the school, and they even managed to fuck those up with the wrong color scheme.
In a certain hallway of the school is a place called Little Africa, where all the black people hang. Unless it's last hour, it's almost certain that at least one black person will be standing in the corner.
The varsity football team is very good. Marching band is top in the state and one of the top in the country. Junior varsity teams suck, and anyone on those are full of themselves.
Hicks park in the far parking lot called the "truck lot", and honk when the marching band is practicing in the rear parking lot. Regularly burn tires/be stupid/get visited by the school's rent-a-cop.
There are many hipsters and scene girls. If you tell one off, she will claim you are jealous of her/want her/want to be her regardless of your gender and/or sexual preference, like all scene girls do.
Overall the school sucks except for, well, the band and the football team.
See blackie, wigger, hipster, hick, scene, suckish.
Wigger: Yo bitch, outta the way!
Blackie: Hey man you ain't black.
Idiots in crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Such is life in Grand Ledge High School
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Devo, Domed, Snaked and Ledg.
These following words are primarily used by slow, primitive and often under-educated country folk to help describe things that their vocabulary would otherwise not include.
1) "Devo": To be emotionally shattered or crushed by some form of event.
2)"Domed": To physically attack a fellow yokel. This act is rather common due to the severe lack of intelligible communication skills that bumpkins possess.
3)"Snaked": To be tricked or conned. Due to hicks generally having low and under-par IQ, this technique can easily be used on even the cleverest of them.
4)"Ledg": To be seen as a superior or 'sic' person, amongst the redneck community.
Devo, Domed, Snaked and Ledg.
(Devo)- "G'day mate, how's it goin'?" "Aw pretty devo. Me ute died on me. It was only the 3rd aboriginal I hit today."
(Domed)- "Now see here Bazza, give me back my whip! I need it to impress the homosexual cowboys with the loud crack-like sound. That's it! You're domed!"
(Snaked)- "Hey you! Why are you stealing one of my sheep" "Oh, I'm just seeing how heavy it is." "Fair enough." A classic example of 'snaking' a country washout.
(Ledg)- "Man, that Lee Kernigan is such a ledg. If he wasn't married to a woman, I'd like to give him a nice, big bull-ride." As seen by this example, raging homosexuality is rife throughout their society.
And finally, a collaboration of all emphasised words- "Did you go to the rodeo on the weekend?" "Nah bruz, I forgot. Had to plough the fields" "Devo bruz, just devo." "Anything sic happen?" "Yeah, one of the rodeo clowns got domed by the bull. Probably will spend the rest of his life in a wheely-chair" "Ha, sounds like he got snaked into paralysis." "Yeah, must be devo." "Oh and Casey Chambers was there. She's sucha ledg." "No kiddin', one very fine hick-chick."
Hopefully, by reading these definitions, you can leave here with a little bit more information of knowing how to decipher the foolish and moronic language that is used by hillbillies nationwide. Goodluck
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