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Cynthia Lennon

John Lennon's first wife who he met at collage. She was always loyal to him, until a goblin named Yoko Ono started stalking him and finally got to him. After the divorce, Paul McCartney wrote a song to her son, Julian, called "Hey Jude"

"Who was John Lennon's wife before Yoko?"
"Why Cynthia Lennon of course!"

by yomps June 13, 2009

49πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Lennon-McCartney

The two names on a song that Guaranteed Greatness!.The Surnames of John Lennon and Paul McCartney All their songs Fucking Rocked! and if they didn't then they would get Ringo to sing it or give it to some other artist to sing it,usually resulting in a no 1 hit for them.

Lennon-McCartney = Unparalelled.
To be fair though George Harrison wrote some Awsome Tunes Too.

POOR RINGO!

by The UrbanDick July 6, 2006

51πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Lennon Maher

An absolute dumbass who usually fucks girls with the name temperance

Can you hear temperance moaning that’s definitely Lennon Maher fucking her

by Yeetthatfaheet December 8, 2018


Sean lennon

The son of John Lennon and Yoko Ono, Sean Taro Ono Lennon has proven that he's talented and not just a Lennon. He had two albums, Into The Sun and Friendly Fire. He speaks some French. He's pretty cute too. His voice sounds like John's :

Please don't ask me why/true as the sky/everyone is born to die-
Sean Lennon, Wait For Me

by AndyHurleyluvver August 2, 2007

37πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


John Lennon

An extremely talented artist. Symbol of a new era. He was very enlightened, without doubt, but made several serious mistakes during his career. Paul McCartney always kept trying to shadow him, but all his efforts were in vain; John Lennon was just too big (not in the literal sense of the word, he was actually very skinny).

Lennon was killed by Mark David Chapman, a mentally ill man. Even though this man killed one of the greatest figures of all times, he had a great taste in literature; he loved The Catcher in the Rye which is one of the greatest books of all time written by one of the best authors of all time, J. D. Sallinger.

May John Lennon rest in peace.

I recommend buying any "Best of John Lennon" album. He's seriously great. Anyone who says the contrary is a motherfucking jealous n00b and should be automatically killed.

by fromnh February 24, 2010

60πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


John Lennon

My idol. Should be everyones idol. Leader of the greatest band ever, the beatles. Cuter than Paul McCartney and wearer of little round glasses that ROCK.

John Lennon is dead and famous.

by ThisRandomPerson October 30, 2006

157πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


John Lennon

1. God.
2. Better than you.
3. Frontman of the Beatles.
4. Cuter than Paul.

John Lennon is better than you, and you, and you, and you... and oh, you too.

by V.S. Eliot March 13, 2005

966πŸ‘ 535πŸ‘Ž