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When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady
I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend
When you are done having sex with a girl and you pull out and your shocked to find out your dick is all covered with blood. It looks like a red light saber.
Person 1:"Did you hear John's girlfriend didn't tell him she was on her period before they had sex?"
Person 2:"Yeah she gave him a red lightsaber"
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When you and your friend continuously touch dicks and make the famous lightsaber noise
Jay: Hey Tom fancy a lightsaber duel?
Tom: yeah sure!
-Both dicks touch as lightsaber noises are made-
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A broken off beer or liquor bottle, (in some instances, a broken pool cue) used as a jagged weapon in a fight. Usually the person brandishing it is Irish, pissed off, and swings it around like a lightsaber.
I nearly got cut in the face with an Irish lightsaber when the soccer hooligans were rioting outside the bar.
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Utilized by many across the world - specifically "Hector" M.
Actual definition: Weed eater
Hector M. Utilized the double bladed Mexican Lightsaber in the front yard to ensure that Gino's grass was cut to even.
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A fly ass terrordome apartment made for pimpin' on a shoe string budget.
Yo my ass so broke but I hooked up the pad with mad shit g on less than your ghetto place.
Welcome to the my purple lightsaber pad bro!
When two males put colored condoms on their penis's and proceed using them as "swords" or "lightsabers" and battling one another to the death, or until ejaculation occurs.
Your mother is a Lightsaber battle of doom
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