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It is a simple thing, every 10th of each month, we do a gender swap, boys act like girls, and girls act like boys, easy right? Wring the boys wll have a tough rule, they have drama to deal with, complaints, have to do their nails, have to look pretty for their boyfriend, boys get an easy one which is pee, poop, work, and sleep while we have periods.
Oh hey its Act like a Girl/Boy day
*Turns into a girl* OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP TYLER, NO ONE LOVES YOU... MY GOD BOYS ARE STUPID *One month passes* Hey boy wanna date?
Oh hey girlllll its time to act like a boy now! Nah, ima pee, shit, work then sleep.
man listen hear go ask her out well I'm not really the one to talk I don't really have the courage for that but hope you get enough to go ask her out
Jon: "I like this girl but I don't want to ask her out".
bob: "go ask he out now man".
A phrase often used by closet homosexuals to maintain their facade to society.
Higher usage of the phrase is indicative of increased levels of gay.
Julien: Stop I like girls
Julien's mum: I really wished I hadn't raised a faggot
Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"
Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween
I know wha you here for.
Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
Ride it like a cow girl >:) daddy
Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
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