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Listen to the police

Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!

Officer: Sir back up!

Person: Ok officer.

Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.

Person: Right away officer.

*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.

Person: Why not?

Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)

Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)

Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.

by thehappycaucasian September 16, 2020


Listen Wool

A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.

Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"

William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"

Dan: "No I-"

William: "We fook all the time baby!"

by LocAsian November 2, 2011


mitski listener

A person with really good music taste but really bad mental health, are you okay??

Sara: What's your favorite music artist?
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.

by catpiss69 November 24, 2021

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Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009

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I'm not listening

I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.

Kiss me!

Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."

Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking

by lastword1 April 13, 2008

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listen Linda

v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.

..................

The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...

Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.

That's what she said.

by gnostic3 June 14, 2020

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active listening

Pretend listening.

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

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