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When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked
“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”
Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.
If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.
averageness of a type where the subject itself is unaware of its general non-threatening nature.
I went to Rudy’s to get some bbq but it was really Longhorn mediocre.
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Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.
The best college football team
The Longhorns are the best football team!!!