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The biggest pussy yiu will ever mean he has long hair and like dudes
Longhorn likes tk steal gis dads dip
Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade
Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?
What homework?!
Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.
If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.
1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.
2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.
Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?
Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...
Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.
Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan
When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)
Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.
Host: Man you're fucked.
the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded
-being PHYSICALLY retarded
-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now
hey hey kid longhorn language!!! ...hypocrite