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Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.
If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.
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The best college football team
The Longhorns are the best football team!!!
I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.
The biggest pussy yiu will ever mean he has long hair and like dudes
Longhorn likes tk steal gis dads dip
Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)
Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.
Host: Man you're fucked.