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The sexiest and most coolest guy in the world. He is such a boss and a mega gamer. One time he even beat Ninja in fortnite. The most swagalistic person you'll ever know, he gives the best advice. He is really nice and good at everything.
Have you heard of Aurelio Lopez?
International civil servant, achieving good work in Geneva even though he doesn't admit it: "I dunno how these people can be satisfied with my work". Has good sense of humour but his best jokes come from his friend and spiritual master Feline. Friendly, generous, this slim and little tortured man could be a real friend if you are from the South like him.
I would like to drink some rosé with lopez-armand in a hot spot of the french riviera and wath the girls walking by the café.
Alan Lopez is a very weird person that loves penis and is often referred to as a “troll” and “squidward”.
Hey why is “Alan Lopez” such a troll?
With her butt in the air, the female is encouraged to crank off a flatulent burst while the male is behind her ready to ignite. The blue flame is extinguished with an agressive, but tender slap on the butt. Rear entry penetration quickly ensues.
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while making out with a woman, slowly reach down with both hands and start twisting the nipples with pressure. if done correctly you'll be getting head in no time
she refused to go down on me...i had to give her the old lopez twist
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Tampon Lopez is an ugly rat that quit TikTok because people exposed him.
Oh! And Tampon Lopez was texting a 15 year old girl!
a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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