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Los Angeles

Gang-ridden city, where the thugs outnumber cops by 10 to 1. For every cop, there are 35 gang members. LA is the city where if the cops won't shoot you dead, the gangs will. Turf wars, gang murders, killings, rapes, murders, carjackings galore. It will take the National Guard to crush the gangs there.

Yo, this dude got hit up with an AK for wearing red.

by Tampa Bay May 15, 2005

70๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles

A mostly Spanish speaking city that looks like a Mexican village anywhere outside the city's West side.
A huge, flat, ghetto.

Alvy Singer: "Los Angeles I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light."-Annie Hall (1977).
I lived in LA for my 4 year college time.
City is mostly dirty and full of homeless. Take any bus and you'll see for yourself. Or just walk in the street.
People are generally materialistic, fake. They think they're better than you if you're not a pretentious phony one like them. Not that you cant find other phonies in America, but per square mile it's more in LA.
Angelanos think they're racially diverse, but they're not. And they're racially divided.

It's not like you can strike a conversation with most easily bc e/o is so snobby and full of themselves. Humbleness and being yourself is not a trait Angelanos embody, because deep down people really are interested in what others will say all the frigging time. You cant be silly, awkward, it's "uncool", not fun, to most. Fitting into a shallowness culture is the most important thing here: Rich, famous, pretty, and/or hot are Angelinos inner values, more than in any other city.
The average one way 3 hour traffic makes you almost suicidal.
Cultural offerings in LA? Showing off a beach body at the pier. Or seeing Nila Tequila wannabes. And this comes from someone who's been to every museum here...
It also gets ridiculously warm (100++). Not enough rain.
IF YOU ARE SHALLOW, a bum, OR work in the entertainment industry, then LA will be a good city for you.

by carnitas_loco October 13, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


los angeles

Not a fucking city at all. Just many spread out suburbs. A place with no soul or culture. Full of punks and hoseheads of every kind. Capital of the devoid.

People drive all around LA, what does that tell you? If it was interesting they would walk more, like in New York or San Francisco.

A place that exports nothing of value, including culture, but sucks up so many resources to maintain like the dry braindead wastehole it is!!

Yo I'm coming straight outta LA, I just got this nigga spray dead in red, cuz he was wearing red.

Now imma go piss on a palm tree, sniff shit in the garage, walk round on my circle shape block, then suck some mo LA cock!! Surfs up dude!

by BOMB this desert October 2, 2004

74๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


los angeles

Hippest city in the world.

L.A. (see above).

by R.A. March 28, 2004

71๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles

a city in California, it's the best city in the U.S., people from S.D., N.Y., Ect. hate L.A.

Guy from S.D.: Los Angeles sucks
Guy from L.A.: stop hating bitch

by Ghost562 August 25, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles

A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.

Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles.

by Elleinad April 27, 2003

65๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles

A large metropolitan area split up into a billion 100,000 population "communities"
Weather is good, but the people are rude airheads.
Hella smog, and traffic.
People there arn't too smart. Some parts are way to ghetto.

Man Los Angeles sucks, let's go upstate to the Bay Area where it's really poppin.

by fiveoneohboi November 28, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž