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Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.
Another word for Cum/Seamen
dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.
dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion
The act of using lotion the masterbate vigorously with speed
Hey man I just got done with that lotion and motion.
1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"
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When you begin to cry and then use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".