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When you are too old fashioned and cant say the word "fucked"
Guy 1: Hey so guess what me and my girlfriend did last night!
Guy 2: Did you two finally FUCK?!
Guy 1: No! The proper use of the term is make love.
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A romantic notion that somehow "making love" is something more idealistic than just sex.
In long term (closed) relationships
A For a man, making love is a technique to obtain sex.
B For a woman
1. sex-out-of-duty is called “love making”.
2. sex that is offered after a fight, kiss-and-make-up sex
3. occasional sex used to prop up the relationship
For a man
he tries really hard to give his partner some pleasure as a result of intercourse, which he desperately wants so he gives a lot of foreplay cuddles and teasing, first. Lots of outer-course. Sometimes it involves flowers and gifts or dinner as well. This is called making love.
For a woman
1. she may not want sex at all but allows her partner to masturbate himself in her vagina till he cums. She may even fake an orgasm out of fome notion that some love is created.
2. she may hen peck, rant and rage at her partner then use sex to make up - making love. Some cunning women use this technique to generate some, greater, passion from the male during sexual intercourse. Let’s kiss and make up, let’s make love!
It seems to work on some men who see vigorous sex as some sort of punishment for the previous aggravation.
3. for some women, who have denied conjugal relations for months or even years, they wake up at one or two in the morning and say, “Want jiggy jiggy?”
The man has all but forgotten how this works, and certainly doesn’t find this surprise either romantic or sexy and is not aroused by this bolt out of the blue.
“I dunn know. Not yet anyway – we’ll see” he gets undressed and un-dresses her then rolls over and goes back to sleep and waits for his morning erection.
Any sex that ensues is what is called making love.
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Don't say 'fucking' in front of my mom.
What should I say then?
Say 'making love'.
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Romantically joining and partially removing sexual organs from each other until ejaculation occurs
I'm thinking about making love to Sally but she didn't cut the umbilical cord and she has a toddler hanging out of her snatch.
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what a woman does when a man is fucking her
man: yeah bro i fucked her last night!
woman: we had a great time making love last night!
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to have sex with soneone you love
we were in our limo on our way to our honeymoon suite. as we were ancshiously waiting; we began to agressivley make out. in the heat of the monent we began stripping. He had the biggest dick that i had ever seen, and he gently laided it on my leg. then he began to gently stroke my breasts. i was so arroused that i genly began to massage his penis; i could feel it getting harder and harder. when his dick had gotten really hard enough, i knew that it was time to enter me. i began to shout "FUCK ME BABY! GIVE IT TO ME! I WANNA FEEL YOU INSINDE ME!" i didn't care that the limo driver could her me (to be honest, i forgot about him) we got into position, and he put his 12 inch dick into my vagina. as he gently moved up and down, i was yelling "HARDER BITCH, HARDER, YES, YES, FASTER, HARDER! DEEPER! YES!" we began to twist an turn (he was still inside of me of course)utill i was on top. as i moved back and forth; we began moaning and i twisted i his nipples. Then he sat up and we did the 'Black Bee'. this went on for 30 minits until he wanted to 'stick it in the back'. so he lubercated my ass with a rim job and bagan to gently move in and out of me yelling "WHOS YOUR DADDY" then he cummed and it was over. We had mad love. he could tell that i wanted more, so he gave me a trigasm. my man sure knows how to make love, and i love him 4 it!
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