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ejaculate (noun, usually non-countable)
From Mississipi John Hurt's Coffee Blues:
I wanna see my baby 'bout a lovin' spoonful, my lovin' spoonful
Well, I'm just got to have my lovin'
From Spoonful Written & Recorded by Willie Dixon (1960) later by Cream:
It could be a spoonful of coffee
It could be a spoonful of tea
But one little spoon of your precious love
Is good enough for me
Men lie about that spoonful
Some cry about that spoonful
Some die about that spoonful
Everybody fight about a spoonful
That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful
"The secondary meaning of spoonful - that is, the rough amount of male ejaculate - gave The Lovin' Spoonful their name. " From blueslyrics
Man! He gave me his lovin' spoonful all over my face
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to masturbate over one's own pictures
Terry was havin some self lovin after taking nude pics of himself
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When you fuck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted dick. It is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin'.
1) Danny: I work at Einstein's Bagels just so I can do toaster lovin' all day long. Mmmm...
2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...
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The phrase used by the New World Order (tm) in order to facilitate the implementation of mind control techniques throughout the world. On hearing this phrase, teenagers have been known to flock to their nearest fast food outlet in a zombie-like fashion only to consume excessive amounts of salt and cholesterol, thus significantly shortening their life-spans.
I'm lovin it = eat this shit asshole
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McDonalds slogan. Needs to be replaced by something less enthusiastic.
Commercial: "I'm lovin' it!"
Consumer: "I'm likin' it ok, even if it's making my kids fat."
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Of or referring to oral sex.
Moreso man on woman.
(derivitive of the scandal between former president William Jefferson Clinton (affectionately known as "Bill Clinton") and White House intern at the time; Monica Lewinski.
hence the term "lewinski lovin'"
Man, my girl got me in love with her lewinski lovin!