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Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.
"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"
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Sperm, ejaculation, cum, jizz
If everything goes right I'll be giving her some fallopian lube later.
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A special formula; high quality branch-off of KY-jelly.
When one needs to yang bang and do it properly, they use this specially made lubrication. Proper yangbanging cannot be practiced without bang lube.
Girl 1: So Paul, did you bring the good stuff?
Girl 2: Yeah Paul, did you bring the bang lube?
Girl 3: I hope you brought more than one bottle; we're gonna need at least one bottle per bicep, then one for your yangbanger!
Paul Yang: Girls, can you hear me? Am I clear? I brought a whole case of bang lube, don't worry. I've got enough for a paul-nighter!
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Lube Alert! when u use Maple Syrup as lubricant
Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"
Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"
Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
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Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.
Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!
Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.
The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.
"Yo how did this bottle of lube get here? "
"It's obviously the lube fairy who has been here!"
When a man is having sex for the first time and is inexperienced so doesn't know how to use lube so is a Lube Noob.
Girl: Do you know how to use lube?
Boy: No I'm a lube noob