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When 2 people who each have their own emotional baggage get together.
Robyn is a divorced mom of 5 and Jeff has 3 pfa's against him, i cannot believe they are hooking up....man thats some mixed luggage!
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when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.
I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.
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When two peaople both have bags under their eyes from lack of sleep.
We have matching luggage.
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When object of your affection is currently with another dude. Aka a trick ass mark who is with the fish you want to chip.
Man I want to ballz Jessica, she's gotta lose that man luggage "Ryan".
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When you are collecting your baggage at the airport, the person in your group who is closest to the first bags grabs everyones bag, no matter what
MAN1: Hey joe i got this one
JOE: Nah dont worry i got it man
MAN1ok?
MAN3: joe i can get mine
JOE: im being the luggage pioneer cant you see?
High fat food items that when ingested increase the size of your butt.
If you keep eating all that fried butt luggage you won't be able to fit your ass out the door.
A polite way to say SHIT! A reference in an episode of Fairly Odd Parents.
What a pile of butt luggage.