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lump

An unusually large or fat person; Someone with a little "junk in their trunk"; Someone who is lazy and socially rejected; A lethargic and fat person

Liam is such a lump! You don't even know! You don't even know!

by Maddidly May 14, 2008

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lump

(1) Little Ugly Midget Penis or a really small penis.

(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.

"That nigga got a lump."

"FYI - he got a lump."

by TruStarz April 6, 2009

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lump

provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction

i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me

by laura and joe March 31, 2004

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Lumping

Describes the act of getting an STD from somebody.

Shit dude. I was bangin' this chick last night. She said she was clean, but she effing lied, bro. As soon as I put it in, I could feel myself lumping.

by NeverBeenLumped February 15, 2012

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Lumping

1.The act of humping while while your legs are asleep, numb, or dead. It releases a shivering sensation down the legs.
2.The act of a human or animal squatting out of pain to use the bathroom at a bad time.

1. "Oh Bob, looks like the Gerbert had a little too much to drink, he is lumping the stool again."
2. Out of excruciating pain and prevalence, the man was left lumping in the bathroom line.

by Krystal Klear August 28, 2013

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Lump Check

This is a Government Check for basically doing nothing. It could be a State or Federal Check. Examples of State Checks are Unemployment, Welfare, and other State Programs. Federal Examples are the Big Enchilada of them all: S.S.I. & S.S.D.I. The Child Tax Credit Wheez that Hyperinflation Joe had pumpin' was another one. Landlords with tenants on Section 8 are also getting Lump Checks.

Man, I really need the first of the month to arrive so I can get my Lump Check!

by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw May 18, 2022


Lump Off

Lump is commonly used as a substitute for the word "fuck" in the animated show Adventure Time. This substitution was originally used by the character Lumpy Space Princess (often abbreviated to LSP). It was later adopted by the other characters in the show and soon became a more frequently used saying.

I SAID LUMP OFF MOM!

by Crazy Book Badger May 12, 2011

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