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when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.
dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa
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The 45th president of the United States of America 🇺🇸 (Donald Trump)
They had an Umpa-lumpa for their president!
When someone goes dumpster diving, anf plays the ukulele, while sniffing the pudding, and drinking the orphan tears and runs a triathlon
Wow! I went threw a crazy lumpa rumpa.
Any person of dwarf size/ stature, (potentially just shorter then average) and Jewish decent(sometimes just appearing of Jewish decent).
Why does our Rabbi have to be such a Jewmpa Lumpa, he can barely see over the podium.