Rural Dictionary

Lynch Master

-The Person who initiates a group Lynch of one individual using extremely harsh insults
-These roasts are so brutal that the victim usually loses all self respect for themselves

Man that guy is a complete "Lynch Master"; him and his buddies gave me depression!

by LynchMaster69 October 30, 2018

Rocky Lynch

BASICALLY THE BEST FUCKING GUY Ever TO EXIST. HES SO FUCKING HOT AND A SEX GOD HIS HAIR IS SO FUCKING HOT OH YY FOSOSOSKSKSK HASHTAG ROCKY LYNCH IS KIJNE

r5family: OMG ROCKY IS SO CUTE OMG!
Rocky Lynch: HAHA THANKS SO MUCH

by R5 FAMILY January 13, 2014

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A crazyyy comedian who is presently in The Wedding Singer on broadway (based on Adam Sandler's movie, The Wedding Singer), which is amazing and was nominated for 5 Tony's including best musical. He is amazing in the show and all of his songs are hilarious.

Stephen Lynch was soooo good in The Wedding Singer and he is crazy hott.

by Andrea June 17, 2006

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Stephen Lynch

Comedian who sings songs about things people don't think about all to often. Like hermaphrodites, men with one testicle, loving a dead body, being superheros, dead puppies, the short curly hair on the soap, grandfather dieing so you can get his inheritance, ugly babys, gynochologists, your dad catching you masterbating and much much more! Visit his website, www.stephenlynch.com!

Lullaby, by Stephen Lynch
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.

by Sylk Cream October 6, 2005

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