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Maxim Lazovsky was born in Grozny, Chechnya. In 1992 he has organized a gang that was linked to the Chechen criminal groups which tried to control oil business in the regions neighbouring Chechnya.
"Oh fuck, that's Maxim Lazovsky!" "Hey that's the fuck who blew up Moscow's building" "FSB Agent Maxim Lazovsky linked to the Organized Crime, Owh Shite"
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Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
A thicc thot. Can be used to describe anyone. Def a compliment of the highest degree.
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When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.
“Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”
“That’s Maxime’s law at work”
Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*
“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”