mp

Its an abbreviation used in baseball for a middle relieve pitcher that is used for the 7th inning an on.

Hey Dad!!! when is the MP going into the game? When the starting pitcher finishes the 7th inning son. Now go get me that beer before the mp comes in richie!

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MPS

Missionary Position Sex.

I love you, but I don't love you in an MPS kind of way.

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MPS

Melancholy Piece of Shit.

Because of that damn MPS of a girlfriend I got on my ass.

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mp

A tall ugly dirty smart college kid, who has a girlfriend, but despite all of this he will smell for the rest of his life.

Are you an mp

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mp

moist pussy

You don't want to zip-line with an upset tummy? Don't be such an MP!!

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mp

A common abbreviation for Muffin Paradise.

All of the cool kids are going to MP

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mp's expenses

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

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