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Jacking it. Wanking. Stroking one off.
I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱
A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.
My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.
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When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.
Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.
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an alternative to "that sucks"
When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"
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The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft
Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft
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help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT
where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.
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a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.
Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox
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