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After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.
Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"
Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."
Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"
(Verb) To transform a technologically advanced item into something totally worthless, usually through an act of utter stupidity.
Dude, you totally reverse macgyvered my cell phone into a paper weight when you dropped it in the toilet.
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A woman who solves her problems with whatever resources available. She has a "can-do" attitude and looks outside the box where she finds infinite possibilities. She often surprises herself with the results of her efforts. Also a BIG fan of duct tape.
Father: So the contractor won't be available to fix the loose tiles in the shower for another 2 weeks!
Daughter: Don't worry, Dad! Lady MacGyver, here! I made a temporary patch with a piece of plastic and water proof duct tape.
To pull out a knife in a situation where a box needs to be cut. (in radioshack)
Tom can't pull a macgyver in the shack, he prefers his faggy keys.
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Noun; One who can take any ordinary object and turn it into the newest trend, without looking like a fool.
Nichole is such a fashion macgyver that she can even make a trash bag look hot!
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A Macgyver guy is someone who thinks they can do everything, called Macgyver guy because of the action hero (See Macgyver)
Person 1: No problem I can fix that
Person 2: Dude you're such a Macgyver guy, stop it.
A modern male adept at the art of improvising in gender neutral situations.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMPC in his murse.
My Treo totally crapped on me at Greg's last night. Fortunately Greg's a total metro-macgyver - he updated my firmware while he made a bitchin' artichoke heart quiche.