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Asian whore who doesn’t know how to keep her legs closed
Guy 1: Jeez who’s that girl walking home barefoot and naked with only a towel wrapped around her?
Guy 2: Oh that’s Madeleine, she does that 7 nights a week, 365 days a year. She’s gonna that grind
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a character from the popular rpg game Cookie Run: Kingdom
He’s a knight commander, definitely gay, has long hair, looks delicious and Devsisters loves him a lot.
Person 1: Hey, what characters do you have on your team?
Person 2: Madeleine cookie and his bf espresso cookie :)
Person 1: what
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An absolute breather of a girl, up for any challenge, anytime and anywhere. She will sicken you with her fierce dance moves when the DNB bangers come on. Highly likely that she is the love child of Andy C and Mackey G. During lockdown you can find her making tik toks and streaming 12hr live sets by Jauz.
Did you see that girl dancing during sasasas set at Tomorrowland? YES, dirty Madeleine moves for sure.
What's her name? DIRTY MADELEINE she likes BIG DIRTY STINKING BASE
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Yo have you seen Madeleine McCann, I can’t find that girl anywhere !
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A character from the game franchise Cookie Run. He is a front defense cookie.
He is gay. Look at his hair. But he is the gayest for Espresso Cookie. That doesn’t mean he is not hot. He is arguably the hottest cookie.
I have Madeleine Cookie and Espresso Cookie on my team so I can ship them.
A state of the art escape mechanism when one finds themselves in sticky situations.
To perform, you can do one of the following:
a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.
* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *
Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!
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when someone, something or yourself gets taken or kidnapped
“nahhh dude i hear voices outside my house”
“i hope you don’t get madeleine mccanned bro”