drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

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Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and goon.

I could do with a bit of Sex on a Mailbox!

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Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

Head in the mailbox

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.

"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."

snake in the mailbox

Darlton's codename for the third season finale of LOST. They likened this finale to when you get home and open your mailbox and you're like "WHOA!!" because there's a snake in it.

I can't wait to see the snake in the mailbox tomorrow night.

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Mailbox Mobbin'

The act of going around a neighborhood, usually in a vehicle of some kind, and using a variety of objects, primarily pumpkins, to fuck up some people's mailboxes.

Hey Kevin, guess what we did last night." "What Cameron?" "We went mailbox mobbin' and totally fucked some nigga's shit up. Cost $1500 in damages that they can't pay with all that child support!

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mailbox millionaire

a welfare recipient who behaves as if they are rich, spending cash the week after receiving their government check only to be broke for the three weeks remaining until their next payday.

During the first week of the month, Walmart is filled with mailbox millionaires.

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