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An incredibly hot member of the band One Direction, which formed on the popular tv singing show, The X-Factor.
Girl 1: So, who's your favourite from One Direction?
Girl 2: Obviously Zayn Malik!
Girl 1: OMG me too, he is so hot!
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He is a sex god from the planet Sexurus. He is beautiful and he has a strong relationship with his mirror. He uses like 50 cans of hairspray on his sexually attractive hair. <3 Many girls ship Zirror because it is 100% true love.
Guy: who is this hot sexually sexy one?
Me: -not looking who he is talking about and just asumes its Zayn- OH that sexy one is Zayn Malik
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Zayn Malik is what you call Jesus. His high notes are almost as high as him and Zayn could be covered in camel poo and still look hot af. Zayn malik is another word for perfect.
"How does this dress look?"
"Omg its so Zayn Malik"
"It must look hella good them"
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Look at that Veronica Malik at that desk.
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the man who redefines ‘perfection’. he’s actually beautiful, and has such a big heart, even though he won’t admit it. he’s a legendary singer, writes songs like a pro and is also, while being impossibly hot, the cutest and softest little bean.
zayn malik is one guy to die for
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Zayn Malik is a fcking sex god. He has beautiful hazel eyes that look like melting honey in the sun. His hair is dark brown and gosh its so sexy. Zayn is beautiful, gorgeous and handsome at the same time. He is incredibly strong an he has the cutesy smile ever. Istg his smile could light up the whole world. You can also call that man Jesus. He is literall perfection and hot asf. His highnotes are as high as him and his music is heaven to my ears. His music can literally cause an orgasm or more ;)
X: “Wow who is that? They look so fcking sexy omg”
You: “Thats Zayn Malik bro”
X: “He is literall perfection”
You: “Ikr”
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the bane of south asian politics.the only creature with pubes on his head and the only fuckin son of a bitch who finds pop culture references in terrorist acts.maana naiii.. lives near my friend dar's city
rehman malik harram ki aulad,,,,,and many other fuckin lowlife and degenerate pig fuckin politicians like him.
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