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A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.
We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!
A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.
After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.
Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.
Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "
An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.
Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.
A euphemism for the male sex organ.
“You would not believe the sounds coming out of her pussy when I was pounding her with my quief mallet.”
Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”