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When one man has anal, vaginal, and oral sex with one woman during one session, in any order. Also known as the trisexta.
Will: Want to go the bar tonight?
Bill: Not before 11, I am going to one man gang bang my girl in a bit.
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A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.
John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.
Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?
John: No it is a sit-down meeting.
Later...
Joe: How did your meeting go?
John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
v.To masturbate aggressively.
Gareth eventually won the one man tug-of-war. It was hard going. But, in the end, he was covered in muck anyway
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A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.
I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.
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A single individual who can deliver to the world more political, social, economic and military chaos than Nostradamus's 3 Antichrists- Stalin, Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte- combined.
Is Donald Trump really the one-man wrecking crew that the Democrats make him out to be and that Joe Biden defined as such at the 2016 DNC?
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What does it sound like, genius?
A One Man Wrecking Crew is just what it sounds like; a single man who wrecks shit.
This term is used when one guy gets into a fight against more than one guy, and deals some serious fucking damage.
The One Man Wrecking Crew could either win or lose; that doesn't matter. It all comes down to how much destruction he dished out.
This can be applied to violence in either reality (a), or even video games (b).
verb (c)
One-Man-Wreck(ed).
(a)
"Holy shit, man! Your face is messed up!"
"You think this is bad, you should see the other guys. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!"
(b)
"My entire team quit but me. I lost, but the score was 39 to 41 before the timer ran out. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!"
(c)
"These four guys jumped me the other day, a bunch of pussy freshmen trying to act tough. What could I do? I felt bad, but I had to either One-Man-Wreck them or let them beat up on me. I chose the former."
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